Myself and My hilarious thoughts

I want to be fashionable

But it doesn't happen.

Thick frame glasses are the fashion of today

But Allah knows that my grandmother used to wear such glasses.

How do I wear granny glasses fashionably?

Have you ever seen a dark yellow shirt over red pants and blue boots?

They say this is also fashion. I asked a fashionable friend.

Suggest some light fashion for me. He examined me carefully and said.

"Put your hair up."

My ears perked up. Why is he in...

He quickly cut me off

"Believe" some will look fashionable.

Ditch the dress shirts and formal dress for a different look.

I happily requested her to set my hair herself.

He took me to a men's parlor.

On my return, I saw the mirror and shivered.

My hair stood up like thorns. As soon as he turned the corner of the street of his house, a villager's eyes caught his eye

He kept looking at my hair, then came closer and looked around and said softly, "Have you had a fight with anyone?"

It is also fashionable for men to wear earrings in their ears.

It is also fashionable to wear boots without socks.

It is also fashionable to keep the second button of the shirt open from the top

Although earlier it was called Lufangapan.

From food and drink to speech,

house structure, facial expressions,

Everything, even the haircut, has become a necessity of fashion.

At a fashion show, I even saw male models wearing 'gharare'.

I like gharare too

But only hot water.

I think I will never be fashionable.

This pain is eating me up.

I want to get tanned and get a "tattoo" on my arm...

Wearing joggers under T-shirt and shorts with hands-free ears.

I want to go shopping with a bottle of mineral water in my hand...

I want to take a bath in the bathtub...

I want to drink bitter astringent coffee...

Rather, all this is nothing.

I am also making a program of drinking tea with a fork, but still no success.

The more I try to be fashionable, the more I sink into the traditional life.

I tried several times to get my hands on chocolate in the bakery, but on the other hand, cream rolls are also kept...

"It returns, look here too"... Kaleja is shocked...

Then I'm no longer 'I' you become...

If I eat a seven-hundred-rupee burger from a food chain, I eat my fill as soon as I reach home.

So it was decided that I was far from fashion.

A friend of mine says that only then can I become fashionable.

If I don't care about anyone.

I have also tried this method.

At one point, he insisted, trying to make me fashionable

That

Come to my place for dinner tomorrow wearing only jeans and a t-shirt...

I did the same.

But

When he reached there, he found that people were also wearing shoes.

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